But I Know All The Things!

There are a couple of things that have happened lately that I have been meaning to write down somewhere. Just some of the funny little life events that make me laugh.

Georgia has become very good at undressing herself. She is always taking her pants and diaper off. In my opinion, another sign that she needs to potty train. When I go into her room in the morning, she is sitting in her crib with no clothes. I put her at the table to eat, and when I check on her, no clothes. She can put some clothes on too, I just hope she becomes more efficient at that! I think the above look is quit stylish.

We were in the Portillo's parking lot and Will picked up a cup someone had left behind and took a nice long slurp on the straw! Disgusting! We had our backs turned for one second to get everyone in the car, and he ends up needing to be de-contaminated! I hope he didn't catch anything! I am wondering if it was anti-underwear juice! Please go on the potty Will!!!!

And then there is Wally...
My favorite is that I came home one day to find a wet card on my front porch. The scary thing was I recognized Del's name on the front of it as being written in my handwriting. Then I realized that it was a card I had given him our Anniversary! Wally, being the mail delivery guy that he loves to play, had apparently found the card in Del's office, and delivered it to a neighbors house. They kindly brought it back, I am sure after they read it, seeing as it was open. I could die thinking of one of my neighbors reading a card with lovey anniversary talk written inside from me to my husband! We have learned that mushy cards need to be kept in a top secret location, as to avoid sharing our joy with the entire neighborhood thanks to our in-house mail distributor.

Then last night Wally told me:

"Mom, you two (meaning me and Del) need to listen to ME. I don't listen to you two.

Me: " Sorry that is the way it goes. Little boys listen to their mom and dad. When you are a dad you can tell your kids what to do."

Wally: " But I know all the things now! I can tell them to the kids and the adults! Adults listen to their kids!"

Me: " No deal. Go to bed.

Wally: "Rats!"

Precocious, or just naughty?

And just because she is cute:

I put Georgia in my bed early yesterday morning. Then I fell back to sleep, but apparently she didn't. When I woke up to find her missing, I went down stairs where I found her standing on a chair smiling. She said, " Daddy bye bye. At work."
She had gotten up and searched the whole house for him thinking maybe he was down in his office. It was just cute. Oh, but what wasn't cute was that she had pulled a stick of butter off the counter, and I spent the rest of the day wiping it off of everything. Nothing like a greasy baby in the morning!