Wally's Got A Plan

The other day Wally told me that when he grows up, he is going to be a mommy.

I said,"Oh, yeah? And what will you do when you are a mom?"

He said,"Make dinner."

I said, " You might have to plan on being a daddy."

He said that would be okay. So I asked him what he would do when he was a daddy?

He told me,"Sleep in mom's bed."

So there you have it. I guess he has got the basics of eating and sleeping figured out. If only life were that simple.